More Tech Layoffs as “Salesforce Ohana” Turned Out to be a Lie
Look I don’t know everyone else’s family values, but I doubt they involve taking away the ability to pay bills
Ohana means family unless billion dollar company struggles. Nobody in a company is family, they’re co-workers and fuck the hypocrisy of corporate values. Be a good worker, not a good employee. Don’t get tied up in office politics or being an all-star over-achiever.
Why am I being a salty fuck ranting again? Salesforce cut 10% of it’s staff to “take a more measured approach” as Salesforce “…works through this difficult time”. Laughable response as expected, I started a mini bingo card for you to play when news comes out about another layoff.
I need more ideas to fully flesh it out, let me know if you got any.
I can at least check off the job postings box. Seriously, when are people going to realize how fucked up this is. Keep defending the ultra wealthy as they play with our lives like it’s a board game.
Hmm, I wonder if I should cut jobs or spend less on advertising, ahh crap just drew the…
