Crypto Bros Come Cry in this Article

I’m here to brag, as I was 100% right about these crypto bros, this is my parting shot before I wrap up this chapter

I won’t tag every user or make fun of every stupid article that’s still coping with Binance’s found guilty plea. You mother fuckers know I was right when CZ fucked over SBF, as it would put all eyes on him. Apple doesn’t fall from the tree. Crypto exchanges don’t have the FDIC kid gloves like other established investing firms.

I’m not advocating bank good, but use you’re libertarian brain to logically conclude you’re a moron dumping money into a black box that infinitely grows because other people put money into it. Too much shady shit exists in this space for it to be a real investment. Stay the fuck away, PLEASE.

This is my time to shitpost.

We’re financially strong

I remember watching this interview and having a good laugh. I’m writing this article to pull out the FUDDERs from the months of brain rot. You’re no different than an active participant in a pyramid scheme. Just because you’ve placed crypto enthusiasts in a LinkedIn bio or changed a profile picture to an NFT doesn’t make you any less of a fool.