Craziest Code I’ve Ever Seen

Millions of dollars are pumped into an industry of lunatics

Senior Brogrammer
3 min readAug 21, 2023

Code is so fascinating we’ve made an entire Reddit page about bad examples of it. Most of the time, though, no real story exists behind the abomination one has created. Everyone gives the cop-out, “I was in college,” to avoid admitting they suck at coding today.

The truth is, you suck at coding, then you die. At least you get to read an article about some of the wildest Python code I’ve ever seen to feel better about yourself.

Note: Some readers of tech articles are blissfully unaware of the reality of being human and having emotions. I don’t like you and wouldn’t want to work with you if this wasn’t a banger quote above.

Programming Sucks

At any corporate job, the possibility of extremely high to work with workers overseas. Yes, I use the word workers, not employees. Generally, corporations do this to find hidden talent or exploit workers overseas.

I worked at a company in a hiring frenzy since they refused to pay better for software developers. I’m not joking. This company is valued three times higher than most places paying six-figure starting salaries for juniors. They did dump a ton of money on a cool new logo, it looks like, though.

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